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  • So tell me, whats it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?

    by Shauna
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  • One day as u lay in ur bed and look at the stars u wonder..... WHERE THE HELL IS MY ROOF?!?!:)

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  • If barbie is so popular... so why do you have to buy her frndz ??!! :)

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  • Gimme that Prozac
    Cause I don't want to go back
    I just want some Depakote
    Don't put me in a white coat
    I'd be trapped like a little mouse
    Inside of the Funny House
    Never allowed to go outside
    Cause of my silly thoughts of suicide

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  • Guys are like puppies...
    when you reject them its like stepping on their tail... you look at their sad little eyes and wanna pick up and hug um

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  • Q: what is pink gose in hard and comes out wet and soft?

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    a: bubble gum ... u perve.

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  • I didn't lose my mind..........
    i sold it on ebay

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  • They say that knowledge is food but I am on a diet!!!

    by mary
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  • I would rather walk around with a rock taped to my forehead for a month than touch you again

    ~something that i actually said to a guy!!!

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  • Well, he got hungry,
    licked his lips,
    shook my hand and
    tried to eat me.

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    by Tine
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