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Those people who say money doesn't buy happiness, don't know where to shop. |
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Luv ya lots like tator tots, but not as much as vodka shots!! |
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Why does your nose run and your feet smell? |
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Why did the Football coach go the bank? |
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The voice in my head thinks that I am the voice in her head |
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And when the police came, they found my brother asleep on the roof. Nobody knows how he got there. |
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Vampyric lust plays poker with tarot cards and when she gets a full house 3 people die |
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Men are like parking spaces, the good ones are the ones taken first...while the handicapped ones are left behind!!! |
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YOU DON'T KNOW MY NAME, BUT MY MAN DOES. |
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Has anyone seen my sanity? You cant miss it. Its still in its protective packaging. |