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I am the strongest person in the WHOLE WORLD!!!! I broke an 'unbreakable' comb! |
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I wish I had a quote. |
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BoYz R LiKe ToyZ U aLwAyZ wAnT ThE NeW oNeS |
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Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel. |
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Forget the ugly stick...he must have gotten hit by the ugly forest! |
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When life gives you lemons stick them in your bra.....it couldn't hurt! |
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If your think lifes a b***h you clearly havnt met my mother |
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Dont do drugs evry1 knows alcohol lasts longer |
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Alchohol isnt the answer, but it makes you forget the question |
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left |