Here i sit
Broken hearted
I tried to shit
But only farted

*I didn't write just thought it was cool*

Boy: I dont know why you where a bra you have nothing to put in it.

Girl: Why do you wear boxers?

You know you had a good time when you can't tell your parents what you did. =]

So, let me get this straight:

Everybody Loves Raymond, Everybody Hates Chris, but no one gives a damn about Al Gore?

This world seriously needs help.

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you"

"If missiles are surely meant to hit their targets, why aren't they called hittiles?"

I ABSOLUTELY HATE VALENTINES DAY!!!!!

*searching for a boy in high school is like searching for the cure for cancer*

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
God made me perfect.
What the hell happened to you ?

When life gives you lemons, throw them back in it's face and tell life to make it's own damn lemonade!!