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The only difference between you and a bucket of manuare .........the bucket |
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Constipated People Don't Give A Sh!t |
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Can I have your picture? So i can show santa what I want for xmas |
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Can u give me a quarter, i need to call my mom and tell her i've met the person of my dreams! |
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(Talking to my friend Tara's guinea pig, Brownie) "Did you hump a girl guinea?" |
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The only thing keeping me from a diet .. is FOOD |
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If i was a cloud i'd make rain and pee on everybody. |
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Some people are only alive today because it's agaisnt the law to kill them :) |
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*** Maybe im insane maybe im not you'll always be ugly and i'll always be hott!!!! :D *** |
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Dont think of yourself as ugly just a beautiful monkey |