Other Funny Quotes

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  • This is an A and B conversation, so C yourself out of here before D jumps over E and Fs you up!

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  • What Happened To You..Cross the road without looking?

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  • I hate you you hate me barney gave me h.i.v so i kick him in the balls and shot him in the head now that purple bastards dead =)

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  • **if make up makes you look that good then you must be damn ugly without it **

    by maureen
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  • Reality has fallen from the sky... hopefully it will hit my parents on the head!

    by Kelsey
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  • The voices in my head don't like you very much....

    by Kelsey
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  • I dreamt of a better tomorrow, where chickens could cross the road without their motives being questioned!

    by Kelsey
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  • Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

    by Kelsey
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  • Squirrels... natures little speed bumps!

    by Kelsey
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  • Join the dark side... we have cookies!

    by Kelsey
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