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You're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine! |
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Halloween: The day your parents tell you to take candy from strangers... interesting! |
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Before you insult someone you should walk a mile in their shoes... so when you DO insult them you'll be a mile away from them AND you'll have their shoes! |
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Drive the car like you stole it grandma... geez! |
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I didn't lose my marbles... I sold them on e-bay! |
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Nobody is perfect. I am nobody therefore I AM PERFECT! |
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I tried to sniff coke... but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose! |
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast and the mime next door went nuts! |
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Due to recent cut backs, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice. |
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If a penny was really lucky it wouldn't have been dropped in the first place! |