(tackle football)" He touched me thats a penalty!!!!

(friend linz said in gym)

2+2=500...seriously I asked my math teacher mr little hes a genuis and a a** hole to!"

Good girls are just the bad girls that dont get caught....

I remember being attacked by a giant screaming rainbow... but it was just technical difficulties

Sex don't make the world go round
It makes the bed go up and down

Dont hate the player,
Hate the game

No brain,
No thoughts,
no confussion,
no headache!!

*Golf*
Anything that flies that far ought to have a stewerdess on it!

Stick a fork in me...im done!

When in doubt about fashion, go with class, not ass!!