HEAR NO EVIL. SEE NO EVIL. HAVE NO FUN....

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

68...i owe you one...:P

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is giving them vodka and have a party!

Bean, Beans they good for your heart the more you eat the more you fart.

not written by me

I flunked anger management!

Don't let schooling get in your way of your education.

Parents should keep theirs wallets open, and their mouths shut.

Bring it on i'll take you and your car down!!!!!

(inside joke)

Did know that muscles coould be muscular???

(friend casey said that in class)