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Beware: this teabag has physic powers. It knows what you are thinking. |
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What? the leprechorn made me do it! |
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If you can dazzle the world with your knowledge then baffle them with your bullshit. |
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I love mickey mouse more than any woman on this earth! |
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I said i\'d love you forever but for me forever ended yesterday |
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ME: Are you SIMPLE? |
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Hey! i know this isnt a quote! sorry! but could you guys plz check out my poems? it would really mean a lot to me! xo |
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Whose stupid idea was it to put talcum powder on a dog who shakes him self continously?! |
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I'm not a vegeterian because I love animals, I'm a vegeterian because I hate plants! |
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Im sorry dear could you say that in english? Im afraid ive never learned to speak moron. |