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Every girl has her prince,mine just took a wrong turn and is now too stuborn to ask for directions |
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I will not sing the answers to our test out loud in class...(i actually did that once) |
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4 out of 5 voices tell me to go back to sleep... |
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Call me any time i wont be home... |
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God made trees |
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When days were old and nights were cold and condoms weren't invited, men tied their socks around their cocks and babies were prevented |
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Who said cinderella was a fairytale...any chick can loose a damn shoe. |
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"It's better to be pissed off then pissed on" |
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When a baby with a bowl of food on its head looks at you as though you are weird. BELIEVE IT! |
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" YOU CAN'T MAKE THE WILLING!" (Dunno where this came from... Thought of it at work..See... work makes you think weird things like why am I puting this?) |