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  • "Your just jelouse because I've been chatten online all day with hot babe's!"
    - Kip off of Nepolean Dinomite..

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  • It isn't a party without Shane Harty

    by Shane H
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  • I see said the blind man to his deaf wife

    by Kaylee
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  • Little miss druggy sat in her buggy smoking an ounce of weed.... along came a spider skinned up beside her and sold her a kilo of speed

    by Nicole
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  • Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

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  • I will not ask my mom to call the school and say i died and then come to school the next day...

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  • I will not throw a cat off a two story building just to see if it lands on its feet...

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  • I will not say your moma when a teacher asks me a question...

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  • Even if the vioces in my head aren't real, they still have some pretty good ideas...

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  • Stupidity comes once in a life time,but yours never ends...

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