When I was born the Devil said
"Oh Shit!, there is now compitition"

We had gay burglars break into our house last night...
They rearranged our furniture..

To this day, I have yet to meet a fellow individual who freezes their Charleston Chews, as well as anyone who knows what one is.

"smile is an icon not on desktop but on our face to find happiness easily
create more shortcuts as to remember often
love to smile so your opponent never fails to love you"

The more I tell myself to shut-up, the worse I get.

Up until 1 year ago, I thought sonnets were a complexly woven type of hat.

I wish this conversation had GPS because you lost me about 20 words ago.

Askhole; The person that always asks for your advice but does the opposite of what you told them.

You know you're bored when You Google yourself

So you're so straight eh? so is spaghetti till you heat it up ;)