"have you ever wished upon a star and wondered where you are and could never find the answer well niether could i."

I'm in the shower, I'll be ba... wait a minute! You're thinking of me naked, aren't you?! Well if you weren't before, you are now. :-)

If you've got a messenger service this is really cute away message for when you go to sleep:

"Too bad, because if your name was "Sleep" I could be doing you in bed right now"

An apple a day keeps the doctors away but if the doctors cute screw the fruit

Summer is almost hear i can almost taste it...wait that was just the fuzz i inhaled

You have 2 eyebrows, some people only have 1...

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
God made me beautiful
What happen to you??

Only one thing keeps me from sticking to any diets. FOOD

Booze is the answer i cant remember the question!!!!