Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream by night.

An apple a day keeps the doctors away but if the doctors cute screw the fruit

Summer is almost hear i can almost taste it...wait that was just the fuzz i inhaled

You have 2 eyebrows, some people only have 1...

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
God made me beautiful
What happen to you??

Only one thing keeps me from sticking to any diets. FOOD

Booze is the answer i cant remember the question!!!!

ABC, LSD
Gummy bears are chasing me.
One is red, one is blue,
the yellow one just stole my shoe,
ABC, LSD
Gummy bears are chasing me.

to the tune of "ABC's"

Grabe life by the balls and squeezzzzzze