Other Funny Quotes

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  • Lets practice our left and right..you're right! I left!

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  • Like an anorexic in an eating contest..

    I'm out.

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  • Like a deaf kid in musical chairs...

    I'm out

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  • Do u know thw muffin man??.....the muffin man....THE MUFFIN MAN......she married to the muffin man

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  • Oh, we're off to see the wizard...wait know i'm all alone, i have no brain or a heart, and i'm a wimp. also i'm lost can u help me find my way home??

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  • NOT THE GUM DROP BUTTON...

    by Jameser
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  • "have you ever wished upon a star and wondered where you are and could never find the answer well niether could i."

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  • I'm in the shower, I'll be ba... wait a minute! You're thinking of me naked, aren't you?! Well if you weren't before, you are now. :-)

    by Kay
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  • If you've got a messenger service this is really cute away message for when you go to sleep:

    "Too bad, because if your name was "Sleep" I could be doing you in bed right now"

    by Katera
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  • An apple a day keeps the doctors away but if the doctors cute screw the fruit

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