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  • Squirrel Doctors are real ;)

    by The Rising Pheonix
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  • I like turtles because theyre so chill. They dont hurt anyone. Theyre just like, Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But Im gonna take my time getting there, Im not in a rush. Because Im a turtle.

    by modern day barbie
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  • FRIENDS:Forced Relationship In Education Noun Daily Shit!

    by SaRaH
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  • Nice guys dont finish last
    they finish in the shower

    by MsTeenMedicated
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  • "Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".

    by modern day barbie
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  • Get like you?
    Naw. Get like me.

    by XoMackieXo
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  • Thinks that if you wanna keep your legs open 24/7 you should put a sign on your forehead saying' easy come easy go...

    by BloodyBrokenAngel
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  • Saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' she hit me

    by BloodyBrokenAngel
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  • If you say words can't hurt you, I have no choice but to throw a book at you.

    by BloodyBrokenAngel
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  • Stressed backwards is desserts. Coincidence? i think not

    by BloodyBrokenAngel
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