If life gives you lemons...

find a kid with a paper cut.

I tried to sniff coke once..

the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Doctor's say, that 4 out of 5 people are mentally insane. Check you're 4 friend's, if they're not..you're it.

Lets practice our left and right..you're right! I left!

Like an anorexic in an eating contest..

I'm out.

Like a deaf kid in musical chairs...

I'm out

Do u know thw muffin man??.....the muffin man....THE MUFFIN MAN......she married to the muffin man

Oh, we're off to see the wizard...wait know i'm all alone, i have no brain or a heart, and i'm a wimp. also i'm lost can u help me find my way home??

NOT THE GUM DROP BUTTON...

"have you ever wished upon a star and wondered where you are and could never find the answer well niether could i."