Who will help me slay the jabberwocky?

I'm singing to my dog and he is falling asleep... Freaking adorable

Don't follow in my footsteps
I run into walls...
...and trees...
...and the unsuspecting stop sign...

Found an old notebook with a bunch of my old poems in it... Most of them suck

Mcdonalds R Burgerking they're both fast food so ill take a foot long from subway but having a taste for chinese...i look in my pocket and what do i see i just laughed and said ill have some more left over roast beef

My neighbors cat is a reincarnation pornstar.
-Tessa Hazzard

That awkward moment when you get more shares on a photo than the amount of friends....
that never happens.
-Tessa Hazzard

The HALLMRAK channel is where good actors and actresses go to die!

Dont chat with me if u r not going to use emoticons >_<
it makes me feel im chatting with some emotionless robot ;-;

Guess who is still together after all the crap they have been through? My butt cheeks.