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I feel like an earthquake but its not my fault! |
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Three square meals a day? ... Dude please... My plate is round!! |
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I don't understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? ....If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens. |
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Why does anyone care what the NRA thinks? We didn't ask the Klan for civil rights legislation. |
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"It's hard to kill a ghost with an imaginary Light Sabre!" |
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Im a disney freak and i know it |
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When I see you, I am happy, I love you not for what you look like, I love you for what you have inside. |
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Does "RN, BSN" stand for "Really Naughty, Beautiful Seductive Nurse"? |
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit... |
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He who gets married again, deserves all that happens to him :) |