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  • Ok, im not racist... How many jews can u fit in a car? 2 in the front 3 in the back and about a thousand in the ash tray

    by Stuart
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  • This is our fate.
    im yours

    by jeriel
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  • "don't make fun of little people....or else"

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  • Courtney...all I have to say is..
    AYYY BUDDYYY BACKK TO YOUUUUUUU!!!!!
    you should. what's her name; adam.

    love, Rosalina. <3

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  • If I ever gave birth, I would stop in the middle of it and ask the doctore "Is it money back guarenteed?"

    by Jayleen
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  • " i tryed sniffing coke once.....
    but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"

    by mandee
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  • Theyre laughing at us because were idiots. were laughing at them because they just figured that out!

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  • A good friend wll comfort you rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say, "it's because you're gay, isn't it?"

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  • Hey, whats the difference between a cadillac and a dead baby?
    I don't have a cadillac in my garage....

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  • Were so cool ice cubes are jealous

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