Im sexy im hot....im everything your not!!!

"Stix and Stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me, so throw me down on the ground, to show me that u like me!"

Dont hate because i'm beautiful....hate me cause your boyfriend tinks i am!!!

What are you gonna do for a face when a monkey wants his BUTT back?!?!

IF yOuR cUtE tHeN iM sInGlE!!!!!!!!!!!

If its sunny ill drive over,if its raining you have to RUN over

I`m sorry i burped
from the bottom of my heart.
but if it came out the other end
it would have been a fart
=]p
-my best friend oreo

Right... well- u obviously don't know me if u think i'm normal, coz if i'm normal, than normal is really weird

You know somethings wrong when your cat chews on shoes and your dog bats at strings.
-Me

If you look inside my soul
There's an AnGel with a mirror
and a DeMoN with a FRO:)