I smile when am happy...i frown when am sad...why frown mah frend..easy on the grass...

"we have a christmas present for you,
they're grapes, but they're
not normal grapes, they have drugs in them *eats one* who
wants grapes!!!??" -David Desrosiers

*This is from the coolest dude in the world...KEEP ON ROCkING SP!!

You suck and its funny.

This is one of my favorite quotes i just thought i'd share it with ya'll!

A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view. – Joey Adams

If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift up my leg and give you a shower.

A man is a king
i king is a ruler
a ruler is 12 inches
sure your a man?

Everyone is entitled to their opinions; i just dont want to hear them.

Guyz r like lava lamps.... Gd 2 look at, but not very bright!

How do you make a sausage roll?

Push it down a hill!

If I had my friend's looks and my money, I would be one ugly broke sucker