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  • If God gave me lemons, I would complain because I like oranges!

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  • When in doubt, just pout!

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  • I was so hungry that my hunger ate itself away!

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  • I always tell the truth, except for right now.

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  • If you look up into the sky for too long, your stuff will get stolen.

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  • Don't you feel like it's tomorrow, only it's yesterday after today?

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  • It looks as if you've been stuck in limbo for quite awhile now. It's time to samba outta there!

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  • With bad memory comes a lot of written things.

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  • When the love of you life breaks up with you and says "we can still be friends"
    its like your dog dying and your mom saying you can still keep it.

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  • Outside of a banana,
    a tree is a monkeys best friend.
    Inside of a banana,
    is sweet and sugary deliciousness.

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