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  • Brick Wall, waterfall, girl u think u know it all u dont i do so splash out that addittude!!

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  • I've got style
    I've got class
    you mess with me
    i'll kick ur @$$

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  • Reeses pieces, 7-up, u mess with me i'll mess you up

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  • I just thought maybe your glue...
    Cause i can't help but stick to you!!

    by chelsea
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  • I smile when am happy...i frown when am sad...why frown mah frend..easy on the grass...

    by gabriel
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  • "we have a christmas present for you,
    they're grapes, but they're
    not normal grapes, they have drugs in them *eats one* who
    wants grapes!!!??" -David Desrosiers

    *This is from the coolest dude in the world...KEEP ON ROCkING SP!!

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  • You suck and its funny.

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  • This is one of my favorite quotes i just thought i'd share it with ya'll!

    A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view. – Joey Adams

    by Heather
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  • If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift up my leg and give you a shower.

    by Hether
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  • A man is a king
    i king is a ruler
    a ruler is 12 inches
    sure your a man?

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