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  • How come all the little kids songs are about death or bad in some way? think about it ring around the rosey is about the black death and the cradle falls in the one.so y so we teach a little kids this stuff?

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  • You call me fat.
    I call you ugly.
    But you know what..i can lose weight.

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  • Good girls are just bad girls who dont get caught

    (Not mine but I hope you like it)

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  • I may not be perfect
    but parts of me are pretty awesome.

    by Amber
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  • If violence isnt the answer then how come when i hit you i feel so much better?!

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  • Im lost in thought!!!

    I'm not used to this territory.

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  • REHAB is for quitters

    by sarah
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  • You only die once so make it count

    by David
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  • Curiosity was framed. Stupidity killed the cat.

    by Katie
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  • Grrr to all who appose chocolate

    by Miakoda
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