MY imaginary Friend Thinks YOU HAVE Serious PROBLEMS

Do [vegetarian's] eat [animal] crackers?? =/

OOOOO MY GOSH!! IS THAT YOUR FACE?????

I would stop eating junk food, but I'm no quitter!

I can walk a thousand miles for you. But by the end, if you don't have water, I swear I'll kill you.

You're just jealous cause we can act retarded in public and people still love us!!! HAHA I bet you can't do that!!

Im not looking for a decent guy. Im looking for a guy that wont smile at my pain.

If I was [..n.e.m.0..] would you come [..f.i.n.d...m.e..]

*i dId nOt lOsE mY vIrGiNiTy!* ...*i kNoW eXAcTlY wHo hAs iT!!*

If you have an issue then take a tissue!