I have all the answers,but I never said they were right

Why are your pants pointing at me?!?!?!?!

Calories do not make you fat. You not burning them, that makes you fat.

I called your boyfriend
GAY
and he hit me with his
PURSE.

I swear it! The liqor is addicted to ME!!!!

"Purple Spandex Strawberry-Flavored Glow-In-The-Dark Musical Pants!!!!"

BEST PANTS EVER!!! just someting me and my friends made up :P

Yeah, yeah, keep talking, someday you might say something intelligent

I tried to sniff coke once....but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose

NOTHING IS MORE FUN THEN GETING PAID AND GETTIN LAID. WHILE SMOKING WEED

Ice-cream is naughty