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  • What is green and has wheels????
    A frog i lied about the wheels......hahaha

    by Cowboy-4-a-City-Girl
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  • Chocolate milk and cocoa puffs!!!
    ooooooh yeah...

    by theRookienamedKate
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  • Yo Mommas So Fat, I Cut Her And Gravy Came Out.

    by Brooke
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  • I'ma hump you likea tree.. :d

    by Your Best Mistake Your Perfect Failure
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  • The best way to avoid a pothole in the middle of your lane is to go straight for it!

    by Regularity
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  • Blah ...

    by ryeann
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  • (me) omg my mom just freaked out she heard a knock on her window

    (aaron) haha

    (me) lol

    (me) i will be ok no need to worry... thanks for asking

    (aaron) ha ha, it is your moms window

    (me) good point at least it isn't mine

    by XxXTwistedxXxIllusionXxX
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  • If you are hearing voices in your head telling you to jump off a cliff OR if the mole on your head tells you to jump off a cliff...please, see a theripist.

    by Addicted to You
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  • Courtney...all I have to say is..
    AYYY BUDDYYY BACKK TO YOUUUUUUU!!!!!
    you should. what's her name; adam.

    love, Rosalina. <3

    by Sweet Nibblets
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  • (not bye me its on my phone)

    MOO i'm a pig :]

    by StopTheMadness
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