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  • I got more game dan playstation, game cube, Xbox & nintendo put together...... U so cant handle me!

    by Ashleigh666
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  • When people say "life is short". What the h*ll?? Life is the longest d*mn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

    by Kate Hayden
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  • Why was the weeping willow sad?

    because it was grounded

    by Vanya
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  • "Will you buy my boat for $2000?"
    "Official Meatloaf Ridas For Life."
    "I love Zane."
    "BiYAH!"
    "This song is called...Death of a Tank."
    Screw it"

    by Zach (myspace.com/22377377)
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  • What the heck is the matter with you?! Are you just stupid kid? Hm? Don't anwser me back, and just walk away from me!!!

    by Getting Out of the Sea
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  • Q:: Why's a banana called a banana?

    A:: Cause it's a fcukin banana!

    by Angel Of Death
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  • Are u smart??

    S=sexually
    M=mollested
    A=and
    R=raped
    T=twice

    by Brittanie
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  • I gladly take a doller today for a pickal tomrrow!

    by Starburst Juicy
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  • Your rediculous little opinion has been noted.

    because, SHUT UP, thats why! (one of my favorites)

    i hate you so bad

    this blows

    i smile cuz your a loser!

    by whitney bartlett
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  • If you are jewish DO NOT READ THIS.
    I AM NOT RACIST SO DO NOT EMAIL ME FOR THIS
    IM NOT RACIST I HATE EVERY1 EQUALLY
    Whats the difference between a gingerbread man and a jew....the gingerbreadman dosnt scream when u put him in the oven

    by Stuart
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