PiCK UP LiNE:
iF U WERE A #6 AT MCD0NALDS,
Y0U'D BE MCG0RGE0US..
(thought that was cute)

Why is it thatwe allways think
love is strait
theirs also gay

WEST TO THE WATER
EAST TO THE LAND
DEATH TO THE B*#TCH
THAT TOUCHES MY MAN!!!!!!

HI

Every night befor i sleep i think about you in bed your always in my head because i want to fuk you dead so every night befor i sleep rember im going in deep so keep your body all hot and wet and i'll be there to keep you in check

Hehe...i love the way your BUTT tickles...and that cute little face you make! I love you and everything about you...even the torture.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......... im a pirate...........................................
you need to fear me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spontainious Romanticism....the art of getting a girl really horny by doing really sweet things...I guess that makes me Da vinci

I may be masochistic but I like to cuddle

<said to me by my very good friend Karen>

Sweetie, the only fan you have is the on on your ceiling.