Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • PiCK UP LiNE:
    BABY, i MAY N0T BE FRED FLiNST0NE, BUT i CAN MAKE Y0UR BED R0CK.
    YABBADABBAD000!
    (thought that was too funny!)

    by JUSTiNA
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  • PiCK UP LiNE:
    iF U WERE A #6 AT MCD0NALDS,
    Y0U'D BE MCG0RGE0US..
    (thought that was cute)

    by JUSTiNA
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  • Why is it thatwe allways think
    love is strait
    theirs also gay

    by Alissa
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  • WEST TO THE WATER
    EAST TO THE LAND
    DEATH TO THE B*#TCH
    THAT TOUCHES MY MAN!!!!!!

    by iluvu
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  • HI

    by LIZ
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  • Every night befor i sleep i think about you in bed your always in my head because i want to fuk you dead so every night befor i sleep rember im going in deep so keep your body all hot and wet and i'll be there to keep you in check

    by lisa
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  • Hehe...i love the way your BUTT tickles...and that cute little face you make! I love you and everything about you...even the torture.

    by Terresa
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  • Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......... im a pirate...........................................
    you need to fear me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by Crazy Kitten
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  • Spontainious Romanticism....the art of getting a girl really horny by doing really sweet things...I guess that makes me Da vinci

    by lost
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  • I may be masochistic but I like to cuddle

    <said to me by my very good friend Karen>

    by Cody
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