0FFiCER, i SWEAR T0 DRUNK iM N0T G0D.

get it? it's suppose to be, officer, i swear to god im not drunk, but he is which is why he switched up. =] felt lyk i had to explain.

"iS iT THAT TiME 0F M0NTH 0R S0METHING?" SOMETHiNG Y0U NEVER SAY T0 A GiRL.

He was my everything, anna know what happened? He turned into a jerk. Didn't care how I felt just what he wanted. Guess who got kicked in the nuts?

Guy:i think ur amazin..ur a FRUIT!
girl with attitude: u wanna bite??

(btween me n my bf :P )

What is the difference between U and HIM
He is like the flower in my life and u r like the PIN

Friend: do you actually like her?
girl: -interupting- no, don't ask him!
boy: honestly? yeah, i do. i can't stop thinking about her, and some nights she makes it hard to get to sleep.

Girl: i like him.
Friend: you do, really?
Girl: yeah.
Friend: why?
Girl: are you serious? have you seen him smile?
Friend: you should tell him. he likes you too.
Girl: he does?? how do you know??
Him: because i know your friend's password.

*~Jealousy is a disease~* ... I hope you get well soon and stay the hell away from me B*T*H

IF Y0U D0N'T LiKE ME, THERE'S N0THiNG i CAN D0.
NEWSFLASH, H0NEY:
i D0N'T LiVE T0 PLEASE YOU!!!!
(love this quote)

PiCK UP LiNE:
BABY, i MAY N0T BE FRED FLiNST0NE, BUT i CAN MAKE Y0UR BED R0CK.
YABBADABBAD000!
(thought that was too funny!)