Sex makes me sleepy.
-Dino

The green guy on my shoulder told me to write this!!!!

Kisses blown are kisses wasted...
kisses aren't kisses unless they're tasted...
kisses spread germs, and germs are hated...
so kiss me baby...
i'm vaccinated!

That punk broke my heart!
now,i will break his d..k.

You can be my burger king
&& ill be you dairy queen x3
you treat me right
&& ill do it your way =]]

A women is like a beer it smells good
it taste good
and youd step over your own mother to get one

Can You Be My Night In Shining Armor?
The Last One Turned Out To Be A Loser In Aluminum Foil!?!?!?

I told your boyfriend he was gay... then he hit me with his purse!!

lmao!!

Love is what i feel for u each and every day every time i see u i think u realy gay

Yer that joke was so funny it gave me an asthma attack-and i dont have asthma?!