I'm sorry
I'm going to have to arrest you
You've stolen my heart

Boys are just like season they come and go, but that the reason they are boys not men....

I do love him,
i just dont know why most
of the time.

I'm not one of those
girls you can play with.
If you want one, then
go and buy a
Barbie!!!!!

A good friend will
comfort you when he
rejects you, but a best
friend will go up to him and say,
"It's because you're gay,
isn't it?"

True friends are like condoms, they are always there when it gets hard.

I don't blame you for breaking my heart. It just made me mad that duct tape didn't fix it.

No offense, but i just realised, you have big nose! hahha this is a compliment see, i was so absorbed that i did not notice your big nose!!! hahaha

A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum
A kiss is a kiss
without some tounge
so ope your mouth
and close your eyes
and let your tounge
get some exercise

Sex makes me sleepy.
-Dino