MY OTHER RIDE IS YOUR MUM

I'm sorry
I'm going to have to arrest you
You've stolen my heart

Boys are just like season they come and go, but that the reason they are boys not men....

I do love him,
i just dont know why most
of the time.

I'm not one of those
girls you can play with.
If you want one, then
go and buy a
Barbie!!!!!

A good friend will
comfort you when he
rejects you, but a best
friend will go up to him and say,
"It's because you're gay,
isn't it?"

True friends are like condoms, they are always there when it gets hard.

I don't blame you for breaking my heart. It just made me mad that duct tape didn't fix it.

No offense, but i just realised, you have big nose! hahha this is a compliment see, i was so absorbed that i did not notice your big nose!!! hahaha

A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum
A kiss is a kiss
without some tounge
so ope your mouth
and close your eyes
and let your tounge
get some exercise