You come up to me and start some drama, I wear my hair like this so im tall enough to f.u.c.k. your momma.
Though you could beat me, somebody tricked you, your girl said my hair stay up longer than your d.i.c.k do.

(it was a freestyle battle)

I'm so caked up, i should walk around with candles on me. I bet you would blow me away.

My boyfriend said that he would love me forever....then he told me about a sci fi movie in which they proved that forever could only last a couple of day.

Boys are like cell phones...you can always trade with friends

She Who Hesitates...Gets Caught

He walk in tall, well built though not muscly, good looking,
Suprisingly he screamed like a girl when there was a cocroach...

this is true people!!

You\\\'re just a slu++y, lying liar who lies.

Heehee--ONE TREE HILL

Guys are like pennies: two-faced and worthless

Guys are like public toilets all the good ones are taken and the rest are full of s@#t

"Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you."