If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket left, i'd really REALLY miss you

Guess what? Guess who? Guess where? Peek-A-Boo...Thats me and I love you!

You Know I Hate Crybaby's...!!!! And Thats Just Another Thing To Cry About!!!

The man may be the head of the house, but the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head ANY WAY SHE WANTS TO!

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Really, it is the honest ones you should be worried about be cause you never know when an honest person will do something incredibly dishonest but the dishonest ones you can always trust to be dishonest...honestly

Boys are like sour patch kids first they are sour and when you want to spit them out they turn sweet.

He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!

"I'd jump off a building for you just as long as your at the bottom to catch me"

Of course the world doesnt revolve around me...many worlds do.