*~Boys are like Ribbons...you need (ONE) to match EvErYtHiNg~*

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!!

I told him I loved him.
The feelings were mutual...

he loved himself too!!

If men had periods....

They'd brag about their tampon size....

Roll, roll, roll, ur joint twist it at the end, smoke it, smoke it, smoke it, smoke it,
pass it 2 a friend(sing 2 row ur boat)

Guys break hearts so why not break their necks?

(Not mine but I hope you like it)

Lifes 2 short 2 date ugly guys.....unless they have money

Every hottie with a body needs a cutie with a booty."

Dont hate me cause I am beautiful hate me cause your boyfriend thinks I am beautiful!"

My favorite animal is steak