Not sure where this came from

" in bed by 8 pm home by 11 pm"

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Yeah i'm a b@#%h
just not yours.

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Friends are like butt cheeks,
shit may seperate them,
but they always come back together!!

Guys hate to hear the words DONT and STOP...unless yu put them together

You make my heart feel something
it's never felt before ..
&& everytime i see you, i fall in love a
[[,,*Little Bit More*,,]]

Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!

I did NOT lose my virginity! I know exactly who has it!

not mine but I think it's really cute