Fruit Loops are gay Cheerios.

When a guy broke up with you
Friends would say
"You deserve better"
Best friends would call the boy and say
"You will die in seven days."

I'm not a who*e, I just know what I want and I know how to get it

>haha my friend just said this and I thought it was funny

Please baby, cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it!

An Atheist screams Your name during $ex

Its all in the fun

I go from 0 to Horny in 2.5 drinks!

YEAH YOUR CUTE iiN A SiiCK PUPPY KiiNDA WAY

Jack and Jill went up a hill to some some marijuana,
Jack got high and dropped his fly and asked Jill,"Do ya wanna?"
Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun!
Silly Jilly forgot her pill, and now they have a son!

...Life
it my not be the party we hoped for ...
but while we're here we might as well dance!...