DAMN RIGHT IM GOOD IN BED
i can sleep for days

Keep laughing your boyfriend was with me last night.

Men and mascara are the same... they run at the first sign of emotion

Children in the dark cause accidents.....
but
accidents in the dark cause children

^^^^I didnt make this up......but it is one of my favorite quotes EVER!!!^^^^^^^

Men: May contain traces of nuts!

*B*itch
*I*n
*T*otal
*C*ontrol Of
*H*im

Behind Every B*T*H Theres A Man Thats Made Her That Way!

Are those mirrror jeans your wearing, cause I can see myself in them

Did u just call me a b.i.tc.h...
well a b.i.t.c.h is a dog,and a dog barks,bark is on trees,and trees are apart of nature,and nature is beutifull...so thank you for the comment

Me: what do i wear?

Mum: its smart dress so dont be a lesbian...