The reason guys have holes in there d**ks is so they can get oxygen to their brains.

I'm sorry is it make-up or fake-up??

God blessed me with big feet for a reason. He wanted to prove to you my shoes would be a lot harder to fill than you could have imagined.

Mann sayys :: so whut do you wanna do?

woman sayys:: anything BUT you

Man says: heyy baby whuts your sign?

woman says: do not enter

Its better to be pissed off, than pissed on!

I know i am your best friend and that's a fact,
it's just when your boyfriends around i don't know how to act.

PMS is the one time out of every month that us women can act like a man ;)

There is no pleasing ur girl friend........

she said she was worth more than 15 bucks

Women drink tea

Men Drink beer..... lots and lots of beer

Women gossip at a salon

Men talk in front of a tv...... but only a little

Women pray for a family

Men pray for death before there wife