Tip #1 of the not to say around your wife or Girl freind-

If your watching tv and ur Girl friend/ Wife ask u if u check out other women.....
don't answer with
"be quiet this is the part with the stripper"

.its just those stupid boys you fall for; the same darn ones; over and over again.

Men are like placemats they only show up when food is on the table

I want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me...
you cry, i cry
you laugh, i laugh
you jump out of the window...
i look down and laugh again

*note to self*
when a guy looks at your @$$ and tells you you\'re beautiful........dont believe him!!!

Im no barbie?
well you're no ken either!!!!!

" Relationships are like kitchens...
Shitocki mushrooms get cooked every once in a while"

my boyfriend used to say that after a fight

"all men are like toilets, they are either taken or full of shit"

If you cant make a decision or you're unsure, then the answer is no.

Girls just wanna have Fun!

-Cyndi Lauper