I love you like a fat kid loves cake, like a cat loves string, like a dog loves a bone, like an emo boy loves girl pants...I LOVE YOU!!!

Q: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

A: Nothing cuz I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

Him: I think I could make you very happy...

Her: Oh, your leaving?

Q: Did we go on a date once or twice?

A: Maybe once, but I never make the same mistake twice!

Q: Where have you been all of my life?

A: Hiding from you!

When it seems like you are always alone...it means that you don't think about other people in your life

Court is not discipline, court is like the dean's office, but with fines

It is better to have loved and lost, than never to have gotten any at all.

By me + friend Theo

Name mean nothing but you and i is everything.

They say the smartest people ask
alot of questions , but if there soo smart , then WHY THE F * C K ARE THEY ASKIng soo many qouestions

p.s -im not saying anyone is stupid if they ask questions , i just thought the qoute was funny ,