Women are like hurricames, first then they come in wet and wild and then they leave with your house and car!

What is the difference between acne and Micheal Jackson?
Acne doesn't "come" on your face until you are 13

Michael says he is going to fight these charges tooth and nail — because those are the only real body parts he has left

Q: Why did Michael Jackson get kicked out of the school cafeteria?
A: Because he ate all the kids' wieners

If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.

Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.

Sex is like summer. As soon as it starts to get good, it's over.

Why did the squirrel cross the road?
Because he was stappled to the chicken.

Okay this one isnt rofl its just stupid funny...one of my friends told it to me.

:@Dont look at me in that tone of@:
*voice*

You think you got game, you think you a winner, but compared to me your just a beginner