Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Do u have a map? i keep on getten lost in your eyes

    sweet huh i found it from a icon for msn

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  • I have a short attention *gasp* A LLAMA!!

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  • Every1 has slow moments mine just come more often

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  • I just bought a new radio for my car.Its funny because when I say rock a rock song comes on.When I say rap a rap song comes on.But the other day a bunch of little kids ran in front of my car I yelled'f**king kids!A Michael Jackson song came on

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  • ~$~$~ITS NOT MY FAULT THE VOICES IN MY HEAD ARE CRAZY...i dont like them...they are telling me to free all the kangaroos in the zoo...so i'll will be back shortly...~$~$~

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  • A good friend will pick you up when you fall, but a best friend will laugh and trip you again

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  • Read the poems by 2moroNEVAcame....she is a great writer and one of the best on this site

    by Joy
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  • Break my heart?
    I`LL BREAK YOUR PENiS =]

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  • You so black and yo teeth so yellow, when you smile you look like a steelers helmet

    by nikki
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  • You changes girls as much as u change your underwear

    ** my nd my friend said that 2 my ex bf Lmao**

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