I was once told to grab a bull by his horns. I simply shook my head and replied "You first."

From a friend's experience: "if you get caught cheating 8 times and are still with the same person, something just seems a bit screwy and out of place."

If he cannot see how great i am, then he does not deserve to call me his own

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Cantelope

Cantelope who?

Cant elope today!

muwuhahahahahaha!!!

"Napolean, don't be jealous because i've been chatting online with babes all day!"

- Kip ("Napolean Dynamite")

Why R u undressing me wit ur eyes

You meet sum1 new... and your in a silent moment... say this:

A GIANT POLAR BEAR!

well, that broke the ice .... :)

Roses are red violets are blue
I'm in love but not with you
when you left you thought i cried
but all it was, was another guy I said i loved you. you believed Me guess what player i played you...Bur

I always have the last word cuz im usually talking to myself LOL

After volumes of research has been sifted through, studied and scrutinized by the best pschologists, psychiatrists and social scientists it is unanimously agreed upon that the #1 cause of divorce is......................MARRiAGE!