Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Girls are like phones. They love to be talked to, and held. But you push the wrong button, and you WILL get disconnected.
    ~I didn't actually write this i found it.~

    by Hanley
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  • Check out my new web site: http://www.freewebs.com/charmedmania08/

    by tu
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  • BABY u know i love you when i dont cheat on u with someone famous... D*A*M*D* IT i wish i didn't love you so D*A*M*B MUCH....

    by PrincesaTJDA
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  • Love fishes cause thier so delicious..Gotta go fishing
    I could go fishing 4 you but you ain't exactly what we call delicious

    by Jessi
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  • Stop undressing me with your eyes!

    by See you soon
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  • Im not stupid..

    im just retardedly cool.

    by Brandi
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  • ~i got this from a girl I know~

    **Guys are Dirty, Dirty dogs!

    ~no offense to those who actually care about people and know what its like to get hurt~

    by Tori
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  • Your the drug that keeps me from dying

    by CoxfaceTM
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  • Don't drink water fish have sex in it

    by xSafiriax
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  • I went over 2 my boyfriends house and there was a wet stain and a wet condem on his sheets and I said what the hell and he said it's not mine! I said who is it he said his bro. I told him hello you have no brothers and then he went uum I love you!

    by xSafiriax
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