Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • He said...

    Why do u wear a bra if you have nothing to put in it?

    She said...

    You wear pants dont you?

    by xSafiriax
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  • In $ex, 88 is better than 69. Unlike 69 you get 8 twice!

    by Simone
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  • Do you ever feel like somedays you are thrown a thousand pound ball and asked to fly? Or is it take a leap??

    by Faery Inspired
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  • Humpty dumpty fuc.ked a who.re, Humpty dumpty blew on the floor, all the kings horses and all the kings men, bent the b.itch over and fuc.ked her again.

    by Janelle
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  • If ur naughty go to ur room..............if ya want to be naughty go to mine

    by amy
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  • A kiss that is blown
    Is a kiss that is wasted
    The best kiss
    Is a kiss that is tasted

    by sexymex15
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  • PrincesaVillegas [10:18 P.M.]: Love is like friendship.....with benefits
    XxESExSITERxX [10:20 P.M.]: Yeah how is that?
    PrincesaVillegas [10:20 P.M.]: better...

    by PrincesaTJDA
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  • PrincesaVillegas [9:51 P.M.]: Loved by some hatted by many, envied by most, wanted my plenty
    XxESExSITERxX [9:53 P.M.]: :-D

    (now im confused)

    by PrincesaTJDA
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  • XxESExSITERxX [9:34 P.M.]: Ey is it just me or ur lil bro has a big imagination?
    PrincesaVillegas [9:35 P.M.]: hu?..

    (i think it was a joke

    by PrincesaTJDA
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  • Princesa: this ones bad... u wana hear it n-e-ways?
    XxESExSITERxX :Yeah
    Princesa:88 is better than 69 becuz u get 8 twice... and....Sex is\\\'t the answer, sex is the question, yes is the answer.. lol
    XxESExSITERxX: Ha ha no i dont get it

    by PrincesaTJDA
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