Love should be blind...not from behind!

There are no un-interesting things....there are only un-interesting people.

and ive seen posts by jealousy that make me think; and thats not an easy thign to do.

I only get PMS on the days that end with "y"

Everyone is entitled to stupidity....but your abusing the privileage.

I have great gaith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

I WAS NORMAL ONCE, I DIDNT LIKE IT.

why go to high school when you can go to school high?

4:21: it took me a minute to find my bong.

Never argue with an idiot. they'll drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

Lyf is funny guys r always sayin dat dey r da playa n dat dey got game but wen dey get cot dey say u kno i wudnt do dat to u boy pleez we ladiez aint stupid da only game a boy gotz is his PS2 or his X BOX n yes on dat game he is da PLAYA

Im yours untill someone cuter comes along

Mastery is achieved when "telling time" becomes "telling time what to do"

"Don't worry, Donald. Those lions would never attack us this close to home.....Donald?"