"Don't worry, Donald. Those lions would never attack us this close to home.....Donald?"

Girls can fake orgasms but Guys can fake whole F*!$ing relationships

"Dont think of yourself as an ugly human... just a beautiful monkey!!"
ha ha i call my boufriend monkey...lol

BOY-can i have your number?
GIRL-yea
BOY-ok...well wat is it??
GIRL-o it in the phone book
BOY-yea but i dont no your name
GIRL-o dont worry its there too!

wow i just thought that was so funny!

Treat your friends like your family, and treat your enemies like your significant others family

You know I got Fatter When I knew You still love me..

I'm bothering you? Well no what your face is bothering me you don't see me complaining!!!

HE bROkE MY hEaRT..... SO i bROkE hiS JaW... :)

~*~DoN't Be TrIpPiN' wRaP uR cHiCkEn!!!!!~*~

Falling doesn't hurt as bad if someone catches you before you hit the ground