"If I could rearange the alphabet i would put u & i together!!"

Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one!

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

A: When they come, they are wild and wet. When they go,
they take your house and car with them.

He broke my heart so i broke his jaw

A peach is a peach.....A plum is a plum
A kiss aint no kiss wit out no tongue...
So pucker up and close your eyes and give yo tongue some exercise!!!

Love is like da lottery, u hav 2 scratch a few loser 2 find da winner

Why can a guy fool around with a girl and get like a backslap but if a girl fools around all the guys look at her like shes a s ** t. Why are guys like that?

My imaginary friends think you have serious problems... :)

~*~ Love is like water
Everything is made out of it
And you can't live without it ~*~

M-I-N-E
do not touch the boy you see
he's so fine and he's all mine
so you'll just have to wait in line