Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Your love for me was like a pornstars t!ts---
    fake

    by Lauren
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  • They had eachother... Untill one decided they wanted more

    by Broken
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  • If you sleep with your ex after she broke up with her rebound after you.
    does it count as sleeping with you to get over you?
    ha?
    did anynoe get that, coz in my head it sounded much better:)

    by robbie
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  • Life\'s a bi#ch, and then you marry one:)
    no offence, just a funny one

    by robbie
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  • I told him I loved him & the feelings were mutual...he loved himself too.

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  • .as a lover.
    .i'm about as impressive.
    .as a magician.
    .on the radio.

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  • *~*Hit me with love... Hit me with some goodies... but can you just stop looking at her*~*

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  • I am all about piece and quiet.
    Give me a piece and i'll be quiet.

    my friend said this to me. i think he got it from somewhere else.

    Emma

    by Emma
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  • Love is another way of saying inside "Damn I just want to screw you"

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  • When you are talking to a girl... dont press the wrong button because you will get disconnect!!!

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